DVD Cougar Hunting

DVD Cougar Hunting
DVD Cougar Hunting
Run time: 102 min
Rating: 3.5
Genres: Comedy | Romance
Director: Robin Blazak
Writers: Robin Blazak, Eric Blazak
Stars: Matt Prokop, Randy Wayne, Jareb Dauplaise
Storyline
Tells the tale of three buddies in their 20’s whose love-lives are in shambles. They go to Aspen to pursue the booming trend of dating cougars: hot older women who prey on hot young guys.
Plot Keywords: aspen, cougar, masturbation, premature ejaculation, harem
Details:
Country: USA
Release Date: 22 April 2011 (USA)
Box Office
Budget: $5,500,000 (estimated)

4 Comments

  1. Not much to say about a movie like this. It's almost as if some High School buddies got together, wrote a script and tried to pass what they're doing in the film off as comedy. This movie is extremely juvenile. I don't care if you turned your brain off and just wanted to have a good time, this "film" isn't the one to do it with. Filled with pages upon pages of scatological humor and just plain raunchy to the nth degree, this one misses on all cylinders.

    The movie starts off with Tyler (Prokop) driving and receiving a voice mail from his girlfriend. Even though we see Tyler, we hear Dick (Wayne). Dick is Tyler's friend and for some strange reason, the writer/director has Dick as the narrator. It's something that will confuse you the whole movie. Every time I saw Tyler on screen with the voice over, I thought it was his thoughts, but they were actually Dick's. Tyler goes to the bar to drown his sorrows and runs into his buddies, the aforementioned Dick and Tom (Dauplaise). Dick is worried about his… well, dick… and asks the guys to check it out for him. Yes, right there in the middle of the bar. Apparently, he peeved off another woman last night, got roofied and she did something to his member. Tom obliges and sees that there's a tattoo down there but he can't read it because he got the tattoo while he was hard — so he has to get hard in order for them to read what the tattoo says. That's just a taste of what you're in for least you decide to rent or buy this one. Long story short, they decide to go to Aspen to do some cougar hunting. Tom eyes a real estate aficionado at the bar, Dick tries to land an über-cougar (Angel) and Tyler falls in love with a girl named Penelope (Murray), who's about the same age as him but not before agreeing to go to a benefit with Linda (Blazak, the writer/producer/director) and Kathy (Boyle) first.

    The movie is just plain bad, folks. I'm not a prude in any sense of the word nor I did I get offended by any of the material shown. Yes, it was extremely raunchy, disgusting and downright dumb — and in the right hands, it might have actually even been funny. But, it's not even the slightest bit funny at all. Perhaps it was the extremely bad acting that made watching this one as comparable to rusty razor blades on a chalkboard. Maybe it was the sophomoric script that tried way too hard to be young and hip? And how about the fact that some of the story makes no sense whatsoever? Yes… it was all of those things and more. The only bright spots in the movie are Vanessa Angel (maybe she thought this was similar to Kingpin?) and Lara Flynn Boyle (although she didn't have much to do).

    I just loved how the guys arrive at Aspen and decide they need jobs, so they head down to a restaurant called The Artisan and three employees are fired as they walk out. How about the fact that Tom gets everything he dreams of and then for no reason whatsoever the story line is abandoned with zero explanation. The ending comes straight out of a romantic comedy cliché and at the same time is anti-climactic and just too silly for words.

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    Final Grade: D-

  2. I can't believe someone payed to produce this piece of s***. I can't believe they could hire a crew to work on this. and where did they pick their crew? right off the street by random? even that would have made a better movie.

    pick literally any porno and you will get better acting, better production quality, even better laughs.

    there are a few scenes involving fecal matter, one in particular quite graphic and disgusting. what they show in that scene sums up my opinion about this movie!

    and i can't believe they went to trouble of getting an R rating and then just show one titty shot. only *one*. you would think something as low as this at least would be saturated by nudity so they can attract an audience. but nope. just one.

    so don't waste your time. stay away from it.

    i just wished to know the finance process allowing this kind of crap being produced. maybe some rich kid wanted to make a "movie" and his daddy paid for this s***. and he literally paid for s***.

  3. I genuinely used to believe that every movie however badly made, deserves at least one view, as it has involved a lot of hard work by at least a few people. There are of course scores of movies that refute this statement. Cougar Hunting sails to the top of this pile, through the complete lack of a plausible story, sorry acting and absolutely nothing to write home about. In a train wreck of an attempt to join the American Pie / Eurotrip style of movie making, this flick is a perfect example of how not to make movies. None of the jokes are even remotely funny, toilet humor this isn't – its a new level of tasteless…the characters portrayed by the so called actors, clearly tells you that that some people do not watch their own movies. Brainless, tasteless, classless…An utter waste of time. Please do not attempt to come within a mile of this sorry excuse for a movie…

  4. Saw Cougar Hunting today, figured it was going to be your run-of-the- mill pee&fart jokes film and true enough, it starts out like that, but soon turns into a decent coming of age flick, whilst keeping the toilet humour sidekicks, yet decently acted and scripted, for a fresher look at the "seen it all before" teen film.

    A trio of teenage friends – Tom, Dick and Tyler set forth from their small, no hopes of getting laid town to go to work the off season in Aspen, after a friend's revelation that "it's full of Cougars(mature, attractive women)who want to bang", and while Tom(Jareb Dauplaise)and Dick(Randy Wayne)keep true to their cougar-hunting ideal, recently- dumped Tyler(lead Matt Prokop)immediately falls for love interest Penelope(Jillian Murray); random chaos ensues, as Tyler tries to prove that he's in fact an old-skool romantic and not a cougar hunter.

    Cue final clash and happy ending(no film of this kind escapes the formula), and that's Cougar Hunting all wrapped up for you; sure, not the most exciting film of the season, but surely not a 2.7; decent acting, good supporting, well paced and pretty much sufficient in every other aspect – and best of all, not horribly pretentious.

    Not as dementedly funny as NATM, but still worthy of:

    Final vote – 6/10

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