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DVD The Guest House
 Run time: 82 min Rating: 3.6 Genres: Romance Director: Michael Baumgarten Writers: Michael Baumgarten Stars: Ruth Reynolds, Madeline Merritt, Tom McCafferty |
| Storyline Before leaving for college, a recently dumped goth girl’s life changes forever when she falls in love with a smart and professional college grad who is staying in the family’s guest house. |
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| Plot Keywords: love, girl, goth, lesbian sex, lesbian kiss | |
| Details: Country: USA Release Date: 18 June 2012 (UK) |
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| Box Office Budget: $250,000 (estimated) |
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DVD The Guest House
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I would recommend you gouge your brain out with a spoon if you still want to see this movie … acting is terrible story is already predictable and the production quality is dismal to say the least The movie starts off with slow pace and promising beginning but meanders and loses course in mid you can guess the ending straightforward … well the lesbian scenes are sensuous but I m guessing if I really want some good soft core pornography i would rather order a DVD than waste my time on it which makes me wonder why i wasted 1hr and 22 min of my life on this utter piece of crap … well perhaps to warn you good folks to save your time and mind
The Guest House is not, by any stretch of imagination, a "good movie." However, it is an enjoyable, easy to watch romp in lesbian fantasy-land. If you are looking for flowing dialog, lack of cliché's, though- provoking storyline conflict, then this film is not for you. However, if you would like to check out of the real world for a while, and watch two beautiful women fall in love Romeo and Juliet style (minus the suicides, plus the sensual sex scenes) then by all means, this film is worth your time. Sure the plot is predictable. Sure the dialog is a little clichéd. And I'll admit, the giggles are a little annoying. But sometimes, that's all you want in a movie, right?
Worst acting I have seen possibly ever. I could not bring myself to watch more than 15 minutes. I'm shocked I made it that long. God awful. I seriously don't know how these actors could be so unconvincing. It's not even mildly entertaining, because the poor acting is so distracting and annoying.
Also, the dialogue is pathetic. Trite garbage. The characters are out of the box, unimaginative, and two-dimensional.
I don't know why anyone would waste the money or time to make this movie. I would highly advise you skip this one. I am never motivated to write a review of a movie, but I needed to let others know that watching this is a complete waste of a couple hours of your life. I hope that helps illustrate just how horrible this movie is.
Okay, not only is the movie fully predictable(you know the end about 5 minutes in) the acting is absolutely awful(absolutely not convincing) the actresses are trying to convince you that there is a connection when there really is nothing at all, the dialogues are cliché, and redundant. It'a all marshmallow and sweet and vanilla….but, the story…I mean…falling-no wait- being in love, after knowing the person for a day? being a couple after a day, breaking up after 2….WHAT? How is that a story you can relate to? I know, people talking about love at first sight but…this isn't it…somebody explain how this got good reviews…I am a lesbian, yes the girls are kinda sorta cute, but that doesn't cope for the rest… the story and, the whole movie, is nothing close to good…