DVD White T

DVD White T
DVD White T

Rating: 3.0
Genres: Comedy
Director: Lance Frank
Writers: Blake Phillips, Lance Frank
Stars: Jamal Mixon, Jerod Mixon, Eric Roberts
Storyline
Herbert & Henry (Jerod and Jamal Mixon) are twin brothers with dreams to become the biggest rap stars in the game. Their chance at super-stardom comes after they buy a T-shirt with a winning golden tag allowing them to perform with Real Deal, the most legendary rapper in the World. The only problem is, Kevin, an equally sized Jewish kid with dreams of singing and blinging, manages to steal the prized White T and has his own plans to perform at the concert. With the help of a gypsy, a goat, and cast of characters as big as Herbert and Henry’s appetites, White T is a feel good urban adventure reminiscent of Dude Where’s My Car, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Written by Prefect Films
Plot Keywords: rap, excitability, edge, hood, southern california
Details:
Country: USA
Release Date: 14 May 2013 (USA)
Box Office
Budget: $2,500,000 (estimated)

4 Comments

  1. I really wanted to like this. The brothers are a pair of likable guys. They just have no script to work with. K-Dawg and Rodomski are broad characters who almost get laughs out of their laugh-less characters. But again, no script to work with. Gerry Bednob is the only one who gets any consistent laughs. Even Chyna is funny for the first minute or two. Then they ran out of things to have her say, but kept going anyway. There is no dramatic tension, really, which would be good to have. There is no finale, per se, the film just runs out. There are precious few laughs. At all. And whoever "wrote" the script basically just hates fat people. And apparently, so does the director. "Hey, I know, we'll just show fat bodies in hyper-slow-motion and it will be funny." That's sort of how I imagine the script meetings going. Gerry and the brothers will survive this mess, as I suppose the rest of the cast will. I would like to see Jason and Robbie in better roles. I think they deserve it. Avoid this turkey at all costs.

  2. It's really screwy and seeks punchlines like a blind man with a walking cane stepping into a NYC open manhole. I can't stand rap of any kind. I'm a symphonic, rock, metal and instrumental musician so that is just how it goes. I still enjoyed this movie.

    When I read about two morbidly obese 30 year olds that still look 14 I'm expecting some Disney B-movie garbage. It pleasantly surprised me. They weren't selling cliché black culture or stereotypes as accurate as they may and may not be. It's just a comedy with two really fat brothers who want to be rappers but are bumbling idiots victim to their own bad habits and unreal expectations. It's a well put together b-movie comedy that pulls no punches with the humor. I'm not saying it's hilarious but it is funny and entertaining.

    I was surprised by the low rating based on so many other B-movies where the target audience is black Americans, the movie is TERRIBLE but has at least 5 stars when it deserves none. So in my attempt to bring balance to the world I gave it a 10.

  3. Okay, I saw this last night at the midnight showing….. the first 45 minutes are solid; introduction of characters, story premise, locations, music, sound quality the whole nine yards. It's starts to tone down for about 15 minutes & then out of nowhere you're sent on a craze journey w/ a crazy goat….. and the story comes to a fast conclusion.

    The movie has a few things lacking, but honestly it is a sound production. If I were to assess between talent, cinematography and all things considered,I could put this into a 2-3 million caliber film without a doubt.

    music is on par with virtually anything out in the marketplace both indie & studio level…..respectively.

  4. I just saw a sneak peek of White T from Prefect films. It is literally the funniest movie I’ve seen this decade. I can’t wait to see it in theaters… Jerod and Jamal are stars and the director is AWESOME! The movie takes the viewer on a crazy journey. There is sci-fi, urban comedy and even a hint of curb your enthusiasm in there. The only thing I wish they did differently was show more Gerry Bednob. That guys is crazy. He plays a bell hop and at one point says “I was a doctor in my country. I wish I was a terrorist!” Everyone laughed hysterically. And Faizon Love as a Mexican>>>> Priceless. Feb 13th in theaters. funny!

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