|DVD Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Run time: 91 min
Genres: Action | Comedy | Thriller
Director: Joseph Guzman
Writers: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II
Stars: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D’Marco
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER. Written by Robert James Hayes II
|Plot Keywords: clergy, nun, death, vengeance, motorcycle gang|
Release Date: 24 September 2010 (USA)
Budget: $85,000 (estimated)
I thought this film was brilliant!!! So there wasn't much of a plot but so what? It's clearly meant to be a comedy, so if you can't laugh at the church then don't watch it. Another plus was the ridiculous amount of nudity, if you had a shot of whiskey every time you saw boobs, you'd be unconscious by the end of the film. So basically, if you like films with a lot of nudity, a lot of guns, no plot and that pokes fun at catholics, then this is the film for you! The title promises nude nuns with big guns, and that's exactly what it delivers. If you can't tell from the title that it's not the film for you, then you deserve to not enjoy it. I gave this film a 10 to annoy all the people who gave it a 1 and have no sense of humour. =D
It's hard to understand this movie if you don't know what you're getting yourself in to. This isn't a serious movie and a few of the scenes aren't easy to watch. There are seriously anti-catholic elements at play, and I'm not surprised by the even 5.0 rating. You're either going to love this movie or completely hate it.
This is a throwback to sleazy seventies exploitation / revenge movies. It has a distinct Tarantino vibe, so if you liked Kill Bill or Grindhouse, this will be right up your alley.
The acting is cheesy, and purposefully so. Each of the actors does a great job of overplaying their respective character. The bad guys are super evil, the victims are disgustingly pathetic, and the heroine is a badass. When watching this film, you get the impression that director Joseph Guzman created exactly what he set out to make.
If boobs, guns, head shots, nuns, church corruption and severed penises excite you, check this one out! As long as you remember this isn't a serious movie you'll love it. If you are catholic, avoid it!!
Judging by the reviews I've read so far, people have watched this movie called 'Nude Nuns With Big Guns' and been shocked to see nude nuns with big guns. It has nude nuns in it and shock horror they have bloody big guns. I thought for a movie with such a low budget it was brilliant. Do you want an overly complicated story line? Do you want million dollar special effects? Do you want a movie without nude nuns or big guns in it? Move along then. If you want to watch a movie with nude nuns shooting priests with big guns this the movie for you. Low budget B movie excellence. There's not much else to say. The story line is really simple. A nun is abused, drugged and forced to work as a prostitute, she escapes and gets her divine revenge by shooting everyone in sight. Great stuff!!
I read some reviews before watching this and I saw there were people liking it and people really hating it. So I thought it is a misunderstood film, something disguised as something else and that has some deep or comedic meaning. I was wrong. It is simply a really bad movie. The only reason you might like it is for some really short and not very explicit nun rape or lesbian scenes. Yes, you read that right: some really ugly nuns are getting raped or are doing it with somebody. Occasionally they shoot people. All this with the same ridiculous music in the background. And I really do not care they are nuns one way or the other.
Conclusion: It is not something like a Rodriguez film, it is not posing as a terrible film, it is just what it seems: a really bad movie. In the fine tradition of recyclical "creativity", it is just a clone of sexploitation films in the 60-70's. So avoid this.