DVD Hollywood Sex Wars

DVD Hollywood Sex Wars
DVD Hollywood Sex Wars
Run time: 106 min
Rating: 3.4
Genres: Comedy
Director: Paul Sapiano
Writers: Paul Sapiano
Stars: Mario Diaz, Eli Jane, Jenae Altschwager
Storyline
Max (Dominique Purdy), Aaron (Richard Blair) and Glen (Nicholas Cooper) have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz) who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy (Jenae Alt) and Little Wendy (Eli Jane) pick up on Johnny’s tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap. Written by Anonymous
Plot Keywords: black comedy, breast implant, blackmail, gold digger, emotional manipulation
Details:
Country: USA
Release Date: 31 December 2011 (USA)

4 Comments

  1. Want to see a movie that gets less sexy the more naked women it has in it? That becomes more turgid the more the characters try to crack lame jokes? Then this is the movie for you.

    Paul Sapiano apparently learned about filmmaking by watching nothing but pornos. The problem is that HSW isn't sexually appealing at all. Not only does it not contain any actual sex, but your average porno is a step up in terms of quality of writing, acting, and technical merit.

    The plot? The bimbos form a club to teach women that they should bilk as much money out of men as possible without giving them any actual sex. The studs form a club to learn how to scam as much sex out of the women without actually giving them any money. That's it. That is the plot. If it sounds amazingly inept, it is. If all the characters sound repellent, even the pretty naked girls, THEY ARE. This is one of the most incompetent movies I've ever seen. Avoid at all costs.

  2. Of course this is not a real war, but since the word is being used in the title, you might as well use it for some puns. The movie itself does have some fair points and there is something to say about the general theme it tries to portray. There is a lot that one could've done with that theme. I'm not even going to blame the actors (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and pretend it was the way they were directed), but the screenwriter could've done a better job (unless they didn't want him too, of course).

    There is nudity and profanity, but you can check those boxes when you see the rating, so don't feel offended if you watch it and you think it's too racy (when it actually isn't that much, especially if you look at french cinema). Don't waste your time would be my advice, but with comedy it's tough to say, what makes people laugh …

  3. Really enjoyed watching this little gem of a picture. It may not be understood by people who haven't encountered some of the behavior depicted here. However, if you live in Hollywood California, you have run into some of this for bad or good. (You may ask, "How can any of this behavior be good?" Well, some of you will not ask this, and you know who you are.

    The bad rating for this film is probably due to the lower budget, more campy attitude, more of a Scary Movie type of humor, without the parodying, on top of the totally jaded outlooks, offensive attitudes and lifestyles.

    Well directed, humorous story line and some better comedic bits than others, but good acting, Dominique Purdy is great, plus a good music track. But sorry, this is sure to be generally offensive, because, hey, it reflects some pretty gnarly, jaded concepts of what is moral behavior. It is particularly funny when the male character doing the teaching is criticizing his students for immoral ideas.

  4. If there's anything on the shopping channels on TV watch it instead of wasting your time with this, meant to be a comedy???? I didn't laugh once just a little smile at the naked boobs other than that cant say anything good about this movie. Had the potential to be funny but just didn't cut it. Don't even think Bravo would have put it on their channel Full of fake boobed women acting like the sex an the city characters but much worse! Please please please don't bother!!! Like the 40 thousand so poor people who have on Extra Torrent!!!! Don't even know why I'm bothering to write a review on something so bad, if you want comedy watch The Inbetweeners Movie haven't laughed so much since the first hangover movie

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