DVD Karei naru erogami-ke no ichizoku: Shinsô reijô wa denki shitsuji no yume o miru ka

If you just watch the title than some might think that they will see a porn flick. They will be fooled because this came from the same production company that gave us titles as Big Tits Zombie and Horny House Of Horror. And then you know that the title is the strongest thing about their releases.

Naturally the hottest thing coming from Japan is the name Asami. I was lucky to met her in person and she signed my DVD in Japanese. Talking with her wasn't possible because she couldn't talk English. For the buffs Asami means gore and sometimes a bit of nudity. The teaser on the sleeve of the DVD says that it features XXX stars Asami and Maria Ozawa. makes me laugh again if people think that they will buy a XXX flick.

The bad thing is that how gory Japanese flicks used to be how stupid they are nowadays. Only hope that 13 Assassins from Miike Takashi do delivers. Anyhow, this is again a low budget flicks with some humor in it but sadly it's made for the Eastern market and maybe they can laugh with it but I couldn't. The acting is wooden as it can be and the story is a bit weak too. Maybe there is a full version out with hardcore porn it it because it clocks in around 76 minutes.

Talking about hardcore, there is nudity in it, this time not from Asami but from the other XXX actress Maria Ozawa. But it fails on the nudity part and sadly also on the gory parts. The gore comes in in the last minutes and it's great as it is typical Eastern style but it's too late. It fails in all parts that it could fail and it doesn't deliver any suspense. The story is simple that a robot is giving lessons in love to a virgin but it's so ridiculous that even youngsters could watch it.

If this is the new trend in Japanese flicks then I will stick to the old school flicks but then again they are promoted so well that you still buy them again and again.

Gore 2/5 Nudity 2/5 Effects 2/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 1/5